Fortress of Attitude

Feng Shui my hairy tuccus!!!

I'm all for organizing your living space.

There's something to be said for being able to walk thru your home and not stub your toe. And for being able to find your keys.

But Feng Shui? Someone's making way too much easy money off the marks of this sad world. All they did was take home decorating and organizing ideas and dress it up with pretty words to make into a little ley-lines for the home.

What brought this up?

I work for a library. Well, I work for 25 libraries, truth be told. Among other things we loan out are how-to videos. And we have 7 tapes on Feng Shui. (I believe we used to have more, but the borrowers must have lost them in the chaos of their homes.)

There are only 2 ways to put a tape into most video cases (unless you're purposefully being a jerk). And one of them is wrong.

IF YOU CAN'T PUT A TAPE BACK IN THE CASE SO IT CLOSES CORRECTLY YOU SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTING FENG SHUI!! SOMEONE WILL BE HURT!! And it may be you....

Step away from the vcr. Keep your hands where I can see them. Slowly, and I mean slowly, remove your library card from your wallet and place it on the counter. Now go home and never darken my path again.

Whew.

I need some coffee....